There are three contributors to Near the Atmosphere. Bug, MJ, and myself. MJ has been kind enough to supply the hosting for this site, as well as provide me with plenty of criticism valuable advice. Unfortunately, MJ is a very busy man, so he hasn't had a chance to post on this site since August 9, 2014. In fact, he's so busy that he hasn't even had time to read my recent posts. So, I thought I'd offer a kind gesture to help this poor, busy man.
You see, MJ loves clowns. So, I hired "Webby, The Internet Clown" (pictured above) to visit his home each and every day that he doesn't post on our site. This way, if he's feeling down about not having time to write a post, he will be cheered up by "Webby, The Internet Clown." Isn't that nice of me?